I never want to see another naked old woman again.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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