We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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