I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
4 words: hood of his car
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
