She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Randomize
