The maid of honor just puked.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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