I'm sorry my penis didn't work
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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