tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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