I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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