six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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