How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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