yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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