Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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