if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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