Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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