well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
well you can't waste a boner
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
