All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
