so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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