I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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