Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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