Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So vagazzling was a success
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