Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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