let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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