We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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