How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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