hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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