i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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