Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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