can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
