He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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