The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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