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Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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