At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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