so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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