It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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