Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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