it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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