I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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