On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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