Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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