dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I have tasted many bathrooms
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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