i think i have two assholes
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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