I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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