Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
this boner is exhausting
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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