I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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