The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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