ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Someone signed my nipple.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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