she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
