you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Randomize
