is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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