A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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