i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Bring me that man meat
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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