that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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