Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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