I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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