What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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