it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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