There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
